(as long as you don’t mind hard-boiling an egg or pitting an avocado every time the ball wears out)

From Divinity Original Sin 2 co-op. Not my campaign, but I was wheezing for five minutes from this:

“So are we the bad guys?”
“I don’t know, but I’m about to kill her with her own dad.”

“I copied this spell from an overflowing stack of tomes. I think it was originally meant to cleanse all living things from religious stonework, but I changed some of the constants now it works as disinfectant.”

Now it has lyrics… in Latin. (trigger warning for Coils 9 PTSD)

Barbarian: PUNCH. If you hit the chicken enough times, eventually you’ll impart enough energy to cook it.

Truly, the best version of the Linux kernel.