rollin

I catch myself too often thinking that this is what it’d be like to be mauled to death in the jungle by a tiger.

Me: “Oh aren’t you a cute little kitty hey?”
Tiger: *pounces*
Me: “Blurrgh oof gosh your fur is sooo soft!!”
*violently mauls with paw*
Me: “Oh wow such huge toe beans!!”
*continues violently mauling and biting*
Me: *happy gurgling sound of blood filling up my trachea*

I presume that’s the owner’s name lol

Did she say how often they went up there? I’d be worried my cat would just stay up there all the time and I’d never get any cuddles

At least his paws are still warm