My neighbor’s cat gets the night zoomies. I actually don’t care about it, I’m just annoyed that I can’t play with a cat

You’ve abandoned your post, and therefore also abandoned cuddle time

One was bound to turn on the other eventually

At least right now he’s waiting to receive his turn with the brain cell

I hope the mouse hunters union has a good deal on chin scratches and sunlit napping spots

I’m prepared to lose both hands to give these 2 belly rubs

The best DMs will allow it as an immediate reward and remember it for minor consequences later to progress the campaign in some way. “Druid knocked unconscious and taken while eating ants” type stuff

The face of chaos

Your cat seems quite annoyed at you taking pictures of their ginormous nut sack

That’s a pretty cool cat

I wish I could be as high as motorboat

I know some of the union leaders at UPW, including one of the Paizo writers that may have worked on the starter adventure (I don’t know for certain). They’re incredibly passionate about their work, and honestly would understand your frustrations about capitalism. They likely pushed to make as much as possible free, so folks in your position would still be able to share the joy of their work even if they can’t afford the starter adventure.

I know none of this will make your frustration go away, but I hope you know that they didn’t do it out of malice.

The dog breed is real

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Maximum inconvenience factor, because cats know that we’re not allowed to move them during naps

My DM in college asked us if we were ok with a tpk so she could start a campaign she’d done world building on for over a year. Of course we agreed, and she learned that it’s just as fun to die as survive while playing

I love how this doofus is too invested to walk away but doesn’t want to even touch it because of the smell

So glad this history is getting known

good point. Sometimes it’s easy to forget that the whole point of pride is to exist the way we want to, including how we interact with our identity

this was extremely helpful, thank you! You know how everyone experiences autism differently? Well, interpersonal stuff is an endless void for me.