Riskable

Why would crickets end such an event? They’re just crickets… They’re only annoying late at night when you’re trying to sleep and there’s one in the house you can’t find. They’re not even that unsanitary.

It sounds like a lame D&D cantrip or something… “Nobody cares, Leena! I cast crickets!”

Then again, the event itself was vastly more lame and deserves crickets… And a pack of hungry anoles released at the same time 👍

You ask the mainstream media about this event and you get…

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Crickets

Not only that but if the SCOTUS rules that presidents are immune to prosecution for anything they do while in office Biden should just straight up murder all the justices that voted in favor of the opinion. There would be no (legal) consequences!