I was once bitten by a gøøse. It was pretty nasti.
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Cake day: April 29th, 2025
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They are entitled, angry and dumb assholes.
I do not understand why they are protected. There are so many of these pricks where I live. I fantasize about raiding their nests in the spring for big delicious eggs!
They love crossing roads slowly because fuck you. If you maintain your speed all of a sudden they get out of the way. If you slow and wait, they will take ages to cross.
Wife was giving me a hard time because I don’t slow down for them. I told her that if a goose were driving and you were crossing they’d run you over and honk after they did it.
No love for these bastards. All they do is turn grass into gooey green goose shit all day.
A duck is far better.
I don’t like em but no need to kill them unless they are tasty.