oh meow god

oh, she has thoughts.

she just knows sharing them isn’t in her best interest and this is working out better as it currently is.

the card itself says it’s “unequivocally real” but you still refuse to acknowledge it

as a cishet, from the bottom of my heart: seethe. don’t even cope, which you clearly can’t. just die alone seething.

“why do you mark this nsfw”

literally a pussy photo

i loved that game so much. it’s incredible how it slowly trains you to do better by like .02 seconds at a time. shout-out to chipzel for music that still bangs around in my head from time to time.

“mom have you seen men”

what the hell is that number? is it a number? is it 23? 26? 28?

hahahaha the whole city is an obstacle course

that’s Gandalf

i had 8 and still have it memorized. it was so good before AOL ruined it like it ruined everything it touched