
Dobby has cookies in his cookie pouch, come grab one

Dobby has cookies in his cookie pouch, come grab one
Hi, could you please tell the kittens I said pspspsps.
Thanks



‘fast as fuck boi`

You sit on a throne of lies
Well I know where much of my discretionary budget is going this week!


I REQUIRE THE SAUCE


Nah it’s designed to look as if the flag is being carried.
If you’re running into battle the flag will pull behind you.


The flag flies on their shoulder, not taped to it.


It’s their cookie pouch.
Meriadoc aka Merry aka Merry Berry
Pippin aka pip boy aka pipsqueak 
Nurse Practitioner Patricia P. Poopu is fine too I bet.
Looks like they’re keeping that couch on the ground.
A job well done and they’re clearly working hard at it.


The CDS works in mysterious ways
my cat doesn’t meow at things he intends to kill and he also doesn’t understand that he can’t fly.
it gets wild in the basement when a fly gets in, just a stupid cat blur that may or may not slam full speed into any object and roughly chest height.
there are grunts. so much grunting.
there is absolutely NOTHING innocent about a kitten. Much less an orange one …