I have two indoor cats. They’re constantly trying to get out. My neighbors have two outdoor cats. They constantly try to get into my house! Do you know how hard it is to take out garbage when there’s four cats vying to pass through any door you open?

I meant to say “accept”, but I think it works either way…

I support you!

Concatulations! You are now cat staff. Commence feeding and changing litter for the next 10-20 years.