Lol, those hicks aren’t actually going to stop shopping at tractor supply.

- someone from a town with those hicks.

It’s in the US, and it’s been a minute, but things have always been bad regarding customers. You just gotta know how to handle the bad ones.

Now that one is true

I mean, that might be true if you don’t have any customer service skills. I did my time in food service, retail, and hospitality and I was good at my job because I broke pretty much every one of those rules.

In my experience, female orange cats are the ones hogging the brain cells.

From what I’ve heard they’re basically like a dog with opposable thumbs, which sounds like an awful pet.

Not all BB guns are the same. There are definitely ones that could easily pierce skin that thin. There are plenty of people with BBs and pellets permanently lodged inside them somewhere.

But, seeing a vet is always a good idea with open wounds.

I got a quarter baking sheet and use that as a bowl. As an added benefit they can’t scarf down the food as fast.

My SO wants to know where you got a photo of her.

One of ours will try to suicide under my feet until I pick him up and hold him like a baby.

I had to get a baby sling for when I’m trying to clean.

But, for some reason all of our 7 cats are, according to the vets, the best behaved cats they’ve seen. We recently had to get one of their eyes looked at, and they spent the whole time talking about how they wished all cats were chill like her (they had to stain her eyes)

I’m pretty sure it’s because we constantly fuck with them, so they’re used to it.

Most of our cats act that way. It’s largely about how they’re raised.

looks at his great Dane idk about huge

One of our cats doesn’t have a “time to stop”. He’ll enjoy his belly rubs until you get tired of giving them.

They’re eating the flesh and drinking the blood of Jesus, who was very much human.

Christianity is deeply weird. They ritualisticly canabalize their god.

He is a Russian asset, so Zelenskyy wouldn’t even be in the wrong.

Why would they protect the US against the country that they want to take over the US?

They’d be out there defending the Russians from the US.

They were actually just getting everyone in one place so their genocide would be easier.

Nah, he’ll drink a cup of tea that really doesn’t agree with him.

You need people to help support the older generations