That’s clearly a dachosaurus. 12/10.

Look, trans folks know more about crossing over than most of us. What’s the problem here?

Yeah, this is the first time in two decades they’ll be out from under the umbrella of corporate bs. I expect they’ll do something cool with it.

See, when you have lots of digital hobbies, you can tuck them away in your Folder of Forgotten Hobbies, which is easier to ignore.

“So, how have things been since our last session?”

"Well, my motivation is definitely not dead, but… I’m not sure it’s completely alive either. I saw a video on my feed about crocheting and I went on a sort of… binge? I’ve never crocheted before in my life, but I kinda made half of an afghan in like 2 days and then got distracted and didn’t finish it. Is my inner will… undead?"

“No, honey, you just have ADHD.”

“Don’t stand in the doorway, don’t block up the hall” – Bob Dylan (context)

Ooh, or my other trope: be a cleric with heavy armor and a shield. On your first turn in combat, walk out in front of everyone, cast Shield of Faith, and take the Dodge action. As a free action, yell “come at me, fucknuts!” If you can pick up the Shield spell, you’re mostly invulnerable, and it’s pretty much viable at level 1.

My personal favorite aspect with respect to combat is, “I look around, what objects and furniture are in the room?” Then proceed to use that stuff in combat. Long rug? I’ll attempt to trip the opponent by pulling it up. Chandelier? Yeah I’ll throw a hand axe and try to break that chain. Some DMs thrive off of it, some are put off.

At some point, someone asked themselves, “what would happen if an entire generation suffered from lead poisoning?” and I blame them for this timeline.