I’m trying to come up with a dialogue that follows these rules, but it gets weird fast.

You ghoulishly sloush around the aisles, avoiding eye contact at all cost, but still a customer talks to you:

C: “Hi, excuse me. I’m looking for tomatoes.”

You: “We are out for today.”

C: “Oh, that’s unfortunate.”

You: “” (still avoiding eye contact)

C: “Well, how about I come back tomorrow?”

You: “There will be a new shipment of tomatoes by tomorrow.”

C: “Okay, great! Then I just come back tomorrow?”

You: “If you come back tomorrow, there will be a new shipment of tomatoes.”

C: “Are you alright?”

Avoiding eye contact, you silently slither away.

I haven’t read your post, but you are obviously wrong!

Son, your mother and I discussed this lengthy and we have come to the conclusion…

What your father is trying to say, is that we expected you to serve dinner five minutes ago and, despite our endless love for you son, our patience is running short.

So that’s why Christians can no longer celebrate the peace between God and Noah with rainbow flags!

Speaking of Noah: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3s4Xq9RXvzo

Irrelevant, because I cast FIREBALL!

This is not a question of “want”. This is not a question at all. This is a demand! And it would be wise to comply, rapidly!

It being a youngling couch only means that it is not off limit.

The only thing that might buy it some time is if it came in a paper box.

Good thing you did that. Otherwise I would have been salty. 😸

Oh shit, the saw us! I think the saw us! Did they see us?

This is a great post about Quark, truely a top Quark post.

And my patience is running thin!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zN5nAbZhx8Y

Turn and face the strange