massive_bereavement

Can’t I use my “serenity now” cantrip?

If I was in the plane, I would be like “yep, it’s a coin toss between zombies or the strain.”

Long Live The King…

Or just show him the view from an upper floor’s window.

Which flavor?

2024: HERE I COME I’M CINNAMON!

Why are you so happy? Clearly it’s gonna have to sell out the swamp.

Me too. I never thought I would say this, but I’m surprised the Military Industrial Complex doesn’t hold more pull with Reps.

Not how Chaebols run: https://www.nytimes.com/2017/02/17/business/south-korea-chaebol-samsung.html

Didn’t know that you can vote who runs Samsung.

Trust me, add “reasonable effort” in front.