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Cake day: June 18th, 2023
  • ma11ie@lemmy.onetoaww@lemmy.world•Behold! "Must-Watch TV!"English
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    1 year ago

    Dr Weird: “NOW give me a belly rub Steve!”

    Steve: “Errm I’m not sure that’s a good idea. Remember what happened last time?”

    Dr Weird: “But this time will be different, STEVE!”

    Steve: Rubs belly. Decapitated by cat claws.

    Dr Weird: “FOOL! This is no different at all!”

    Steve: Body twitching on the ground

    “MY NAME IS…”