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Exactly. Thank you. I believe you’re being literal. What would be insane would be sitting on a free gold mine like that and not sorting out the gold because you’re too good for it.

The buttholes are second-to-none.

But then how would I fuck them?

I don’t actually have a cat (two dogs, though), I’m a fraud! But this is great advice!

“Sir, SIR! You’ll get your table as soon as you’ve retrieved your assigned cat.”

HEY, WAKE UP, I HAVE GOOD NEWS!

It is feeling rested!

no u

Sleeping in, then waking up to the smell of breakfast casserole. Walking out of my room and everyone’s there in the kitchen together.

I admire that you came up with a much more peaceful and creative approach. But mine might be more fun, if we can get a group together.

Wielded correctly, in the hands of someone self-sacrificial, it could rectify many of society’s wrongs.

Cape of (White) Flight could be fun, too.

:) I’m flattered. They’re fun things to come up with.

Cape of (Refugee) Flight: you gain the power to fly for your life.

Screaming Cloak of Invisibility: you’re invisible, but the cloak constantly screams, “HE’S OVER HERE!!!” and tries to give away your location.

The Tax Axe: raises both your taxes and your target’s with every swing.

Cuddles and the dark are like peanut butter and jelly. That way you can’t see my flab.

Awwwww. HI!

Just helping you melt the cheese.

Oh they’re confounded alright.

“I wish I knew how to quit you, because you have destroyed my internal organs.”

Humpback, indeed!