I can’t afford that many paper books, man, sorry

Do I have every book for DND pirated as a PDF so that I can reference them, though? maybe

Do I have a digital backup of the Cyberpunk books? totally

Do I have an esoteric collection of random magic items and mobs I’ve seen as I browse over the last 15 years? oh fuck actually did I accidentally delete this folder I literally just realized as I typed this oh no

Could just be really shit at hiding them, like that guy who basically dissolved people and left their bones where they could be easily found

We don’t know the reason he killed 12 people.

Could be those are 12 nobles he robbed, or 12 previous sexual partners he murdered due to a fetish

Really any number of reasons to kill and keep 12 bodies

My name is Frank Smithly, Lvl 20 Rogue. My story? Heh, kid, it’s not your average tale…

You see, my parents? They lived throughout my whole childhood. To this day, in fact. My mother even packed my lunch this morning. I was raised in a loving home, supported in all that I did by good, hard-working folks who wanted me to succeed. I was given every opportunity for success, and I’ve quite clearly taken them!

It was the worst! Growing up without even a single minor tragedy to give fuel to the dark pain deep within me. No dead close relatives, no parental abuse, not even s schoolyard bully! The complete and total lack of childhood adversity left me a scarred and broken man, so I turned to this life of crime…

As one rightfully should

The true master:

Infinity D4s