He’s definitely a trouble maker

Toxoplasmosis wouldn’t survive the baking process

Plus, it’s going to die one day, and that really sucks.

I honestly don’t have any pride for being straight, and I have no idea why I should.

Yup

We have one that does that. We’ve legit taken her to the vet to make sure she’s just fat and not filled with plastic.

It’s all about the degree of toxicity. Like chocolate and dogs, it takes a lot more than you’d think to be lethal.