“It’s TORTURE in that house, they give me JUST 3 MEALS AND 2 SNACKS A DAY!”

Brave Little Toaster only damn movie to make me cry over an appliance

Cat: I’ve seen the source of catnip! And it was glorious

Oh! That’s probably why they’re only on the Sending Stone Basic plan

They should at least move to the Sending Stone Basic+ plan and get 2 messages/day

Well, in the Bible, I know there were at least a few stories where Jesus didn’t take too kindly to what would be a modern day businessman.

The one where Jesus goes into a rage because a bunch of merchants set up shop in the courtyard(? Or maybe they took over the whole temple? Idk it’s been awhile) of a temple comes to mind

Shroom centers are opening up too.

Where?? So I uhh know what to avoid and all…

Finally! A fun apocalypse for 2024, the writers for the past couple seasons have gotten really lazy