Jeremy. You need to focus right now. Mrs. Cuddlesworth will kill you if she thinks you’re here. There’s only one way out. Time to put those mirroring exercises from theater camp to good use.

Here’s the time that Scout managed to get himself locked inside a room in the governor’s mansion and the fire department needed to come rescue him. https://www.today.com/pets/minnesota-governor-dog-locked-bedroom-rcna122484

Play the most shenanigan fueled goober the world has ever seen… and play the straight guy to everyone else’s shenanigans. What kind of crazy are they getting up to?

I… don’t understand?

Muppets in Space

Pretty close to my bones hurting, but no cigar

Hasan doesn’t blanket defend anyone. He’s all about nuance, my man.

There’s no conservation of mass. Magic turned them into a bird. Any energy missing from the system went into the magic.

D&D ain’t no Brandon Sanderson crunchy magic shit. It’s Tolkien “this shit happened cause I magically said so” shit

Yeah, that was already pointed out.

Oh good! That makes more sense

“Violence is being done to this group at such an alarming rate that it’s being treated as normal. So violence is fine, they’re used to it”

That’s what that sounded like to me.

Bibi said that’s there no end to this war with a Palestinian State. All the secret memos in the world aren’t going to cover up the blatant calling for Genocide.

Oh wait, I thought your comment was about American cargo ships. I’m like “fuck yeah! That’s punk rock, they should respect the protest (mostly cause the protest comes with missiles) and go around. Never cross a pocket line, bruv” but I think I misread the situation.

Explain

“You see a warehouse in the distance”

“Is that like a Werewolf?”

“It is now! You are underleveled and overfucked!”

Now I’m covered in grease!

“I used to date a guy who could do that. He said it wasn’t that great”