Here’s my counteroffer:
I receive: chair; you receive: scratches.
The right cat must be arrested, it’s illegal to be this smol.
A picture of a kitten at the exact moment he realizes that is just a bass.
That pattern. An orange cat with extra orange.
is interested how much is the fish
probably agrees the chase is better than the catch
The username cat’s name checks out.
He’s living his life to its Maximum.
No, that is a cat.
because we don’t need a fourth!
The universe doesn’t ask. It just gives.
Let’s not talk about his dry food then.