Cook Pot of Concealment. Any edible item in the pot is invisible to a creature that could eat it until removed.

Book of secrets. When opened, the book displays a secret whispered in the last minute, at least 50 miles away, somewhere on this plane.

Ring of attunement: allows one additional item to be attuned for the player (requires attunement)

More! More!

I’d also consider if this person has admin privileges to the room, so you can have a backup way to contact the group if you’re kicked.

I heard when he got married, his new mother-in-law required six surgeons to remove the shit-eating grin she had after her next Sunday mah jong game.

Oh you are in for a treat. Streams continuously on adult swim. Season 2 starts to really take off in quality.

Did your next character take the folk hero background, because he beat up King Rodney and got acquitted?

Having the party run into a group of edgy adventurers is always a fun time.

Pride’s moans of ecstasy already ruined the mood.

Don’t worry about late, your art is worth waiting for!

I think the hardest part is by far dealing with no shows. I have a group that meets 1 in 3 sessions, with no idea which ones people will cancel on. It makes it hard to devote any energy to something unlikely to happen.

Ha, good one… the answer is always more smite.

Fun fact: in 5e if you’re hit by Guiding Bolt you glow forever until an enemy hits you.

Wow your art is getting so good, paper comic when?

A peasant walks into a bar. The bard provides the bar and gives you the “d”.

“I loot the cabbage!”

Fried in butter and with salt and pepper. Yum.

Sphinx was probably riddled with puns in that exchange.

The Fey Hate This One Trick!