“Oh fuck, that must mean something was there before, keep rolling perception checks, whatever it is must be around here somewhere”

It’s all about what sort of group you’re playing with. I run a group for some kids at my school and I know they would be heartbroken if I just straight up killed them.

I’ve only had to do this once though. I made it a lesson about caution. The player was being reckless, and they ‘died’. Seeing how distraught he was, I decided after the encounter, that the other players should roll for a perception check, and noticed the character still breathing slightly. It was nice to see the kid perk up immediately afterwards.

Bro paragraphs are your friends.

As long as you’re not going super hardcore, I don’t see the problem with just letting the truth of the dice decide whether a character receives a ‘fatal’ blow, only to find after the combat encounter that the character is barely alive, and the rest of the group needs to focus all their resources on triage and emergency evac.

Getting out of a dangerous place with a barely conscious character can make for a pretty tense situation.

Look at these perverts using acronyms! Fucking nerdverts!

I can arrive at the same amazement with a random selection on PornHub

Depends on the person I suppose.

I thought Game of Thrones was dull to start, but I was glad to have stuck with it while it was airing. It’s a shame it turned into shit though.

What is your favourite TV series?

Would you recommend it to others?

Would you recommend it if the first 3 hours weren’t very entertaining, but were necessary for plot development?

Holy fucking shit I love FATAL!

There’s nothing better than creating a character with an anal circumference of a needle, then charging head first into an ogre den naked so they rape me, except my asshole is so tight they need two other ogres to pull my legs down, eventually splitting me in half on ogre cock, ending my character, who I spent four hours making.

I’m pretty sure I’m playing the game right.

I keep getting told not to fetishise another’s gender, but my porn addled brain sees tentacles and short circuits to knee socks and midriffs.

Anatomically incompatible meaning… Well… You ever tried to put a sausage inside a garden hose?

Sure, but I’m probably right, based off franchise lore.

Does your doctor prescribe your copeium, or is it synthesised in your bathtub?

I mean, cute in a 2D depiction, with a lot of detail missing, but think of the reality of the situation.

Probably smells like shit, literally. Bathes as frequently as she hunts fish.

Probably has no idea what a toothbrush is, chunks of meat stuck between teeth until the enzymes in her saliva break it down over weeks.

Anatomically incompatible, probably.

Fun fact, the whole thing about suicide preventing you from getting into heaven wasn’t in the bible.

That was made up by the Vatican after they realised people would have no reason not to.

When you try to take some cute little sea critters home but realise they’ll die outside of their environment:

Alright then, keep your sea crits.

Well that was condescending and not very constructive.

Can you tell me which modern religion doesn’t profess to provide a moral compass?

While many medical doctors do not recite the Hippocratic Oath, it is totally applicable here.

FIRST DO NO HARM.

Prolonging pain without a foreseeable remedy is harmful. This is a no brainer.

I know they aren’t, I’m saying their claim is that they are.

It’s even common to claim everything God does is just and right. If gay people get killed in a nightclub, it’s because they’ve sinned, and that’s Gods will, therefore, the gunman was doing the right thing.

Then you get the people with cognitive dissonance who claim that slavery was moral because God stipulated rules about how the slaves should be treated and “it was a different time”.

Then you get the people who turn themselves into bombs and believe mass murder is right, and the people that died should thank them, because the psycho took their victims to heaven with them.

Then you get the people who vote against abortion rights because they believe the most ethical thing to do is save babies, even if it risks the mothers life, or guarantees poor life quality (either from poverty or developmental issues).

It’s ALL a moral claim. When your moral foundation is God, nothing you can do in service of what that God supposedly says can be wrong.

Their main point is to convince people they are, hence, gay pope.