Only thing that’s guaranteed is that you’ll never actually get to the sexy goblin.

If you’ve got time to stack dice, you’ve got time to take notes.

Some day I’ll probably run Fate. I’m currently playing Fate as a player, but some day when that campaign’s over I’ll probably start a Fate game as a GM.

As to the “why haven’t I run it yet”, mostly because it wasn’t really on my radar until recently. Once it was on my radar, I happened to stumble across someone else advertising to run a Fate game, so I focused my energies on getting into that game as a player.

Time to call the exorcist.

Raise your hand if part of your love of TTRPGs is still due to rebellion against fundie christian parents even many years later.

Yeah, I’d have ended my boycott of Hasbro after they backed down had they not immediately sent armed, hired mercinaries to threaten, harass, and bully an MTG player over an order mixup that was the seller’s fault. That happened so soon after they backed down on the whole OGL 1.1 thing. I genuinely thought Hasbro learned a lesson with the OGL backlash, but this Pinkerton thing made it clear they hadn’t.

I would have seen it by now if Hasbro had not made me viscerally hate the idea of supporting them in any way.

I remember something my first DM did.

Player: Ok. I’ll open the door.

DM: You’re turning the doorknob?

Player: Wait. Never mind. I’ll search first.

DM: Too late. Which direction do you turn the doorknob?

Player: Sweating. Um… clockwise?

DM: And which hand do you turn the doorknob with?

Player: Ri-… Left.

DM: And do you push or pull the door?

Player: Push…

DM: The door swings open.

The entire table was dead silent for a full 30 seconds. Nothing ever happened. Or if it did, we never made the connection to the door.

That DM was a joker. Lol.