I knew there’d be at least one of you twats in this thread.

Shutup, it.

Fuck you! You’re an it!

I know a very short Texan with a glorious beard. Not quite dwarf level, but close enough. He looks a lot like Zoltan in Witcher 3. He doesn’t play RPGs, and has no idea wtf I’m talking about, but it provides plenty of laughs amongst the more learned of our friend circle lol.

I have 2 of the vile critters now, one I inherited from my ex, the other one just kind of showed up.

Its not as bad as living in India, but it does suck.

He’s a Jew.