A bard who invented the “unicorn vomit metal” genre, purely because I found a hilarious combination clicking random a bunch in BG3.
Yellow Slayer face paint with Harley Quinn cotton candy hair

Ssssssmokin!

Adam Something needs to pay better attention, the military already said they want nothing to do with a coup last time. That’s why he had to go with the crowd of idiots

Keen students of logic may observe the flaw in the poster’s argument: militaries don’t exist to keep the peace, they exist for the contingency in which it fails. Being prepared for war is literally their job.

But competitive multiplayer online games aren’t canon to the Forgotten Realms

I now really want to see a version of Rainbow Connection but with more YABOGABI

The werebears object to the plan because that’s chaotic good

Maglev trains don’t solve transport issues?

On the first day of Christmas, the UAF gave to me

A sunken LST