What is a foster fail?

Being that cute should be illegal.

The little one likes to boop me with her head when I’m getting dressed. And then I have her give her pets for a bit before I can finish.

One of mine does! His name is Porkchop and he will only fetch and return plastic water bottle caps.

We also have a big orange guy named Todd!

Or discovering it between your toes.

Mine were at first too. But we just left it laying around without turning it on for a while and they got more comfortable with it, because the next time we thought to turn it on, they played with it more.

I think you nailed it! Maybe throw some Pokemon cards in there for good measure!

Fuck off.

Fuck off.

Coffee mug

Damnit. Where’d my Rita Hayworth poster go?

Looks like you interrupted their private time.

Is Kash Patel single?

Oooo da lolly!

She really is. She’s the queen of unprovoked attacks.

Applesauce is offended.

Same thing happened to me this summer! He looked just like that, and is also named Pepper!

My guy Porkchop is a shoulder cat.

The cat is pissed because that dog smoked all his weed.