QuinceDaPence

Hot take: when Russia totally disintegrates, the US should take it over and turn the whole thing into a national park.

And then as a bonus action stick a bunch of military bases right up Chinas ass.

Or if he winds up in a trolley problem type situation.

The prompt only says the villianous plans backfire

Them discarding the flower doesn’t mean they arent using the hemp part.

I would imagine they seperate those almost immediately if not the moment it’s out of the ground. If they’re using a combine to harvest it, then that probably seperates it.

No, we’re a bunch of dipshit players who just assume it’s locked.

The DM describes some fancy heavy door. Someone tries to listen through the door. Barbarian tries to bash it open but rolls a nat 1 and stubs his toe taking 2 damage. Rogue tries to pick it, rolls a 3 and ends up locking the door. Cleric doesn’t even realize there’s a door there. Lack of skill continues ad nauseum for 20 minutes.

Or my party, struggling with unlocked doors.

DM (later): “all you had to do was turn the fucking knob”

Watch christians and catholics ignore everything this bullshit artist says.

Just going to point out Catholics are the only ones who give a damn about the pope. Protestansts view it as idol worshiping, kinda the whole point of Protestantism.