PhobosAnomaly

my guy appreciates a sample size

I never even considered that. Learning one’s blind spots is always a benefit 😊

I’m not even sure if “blindspot” could be construed as an ableist term.

The 80’s and 90’s were my formative years, so “my dudes” has taken on a gender-agnostic meaning in my view (anecdotal evidence alert), so much so that I address whoever I’ve got in my team for a given day:

• A team full of guys? “Good morning my dudes”;

• A team of mostly guys and some women? “Good morning my dudes”;

• A team of mostly girls and one or two guys? “Good morning my dudes”;

• A team full of girls? “Good morning my dudes” (maybe “dudettes” but then I feel I’m making an exception based on gender which seems demeaning, so dudes is safer);

• A team of a guy, a girl, a rabbit in a hat, and a dog? “Good morning my dudes”;

• A team full of Avril Lavignes? “hey hey you you I don’t like your girlfriend”;

• A team full of people I don’t know because it’s dark? “Good morning my dudes”.

I am a simple person.

I think I’d be like “Sizz… Suzz… Syss… Yiddish’s cat next, please”

I bet your vet loves you when calling them through for their appointment 😂

In fairness, I got my Fortnite start with Save the World, none of this new fangled “Royal Battle” nonsense 😂

Jesus I better start playing more Fortnite

Penny-squad represent

Genuinely, this is one of the most exciting things I’ve bought in years (other retailers are available and encouraged).

I like a bottle or two of wine a week and not only does it makes life so much easier, it is like ASMR to the wine drinker. It’s just so satisfying.

Bliss.

Batteries.

Truly a unique experience when it comes to 12v batts.

Awesome! What’s your favourite Pokémon and why is it Sandshrew?

Beautiful cat - she looks like a lot of fun!

The next few days will suuuuck, but you’ve got a lifetime of memories with her to look back on and enjoy 😊 take care friend!

The stewards have directed that Cat #69 failed to lift his paw when shown the blue flag, and as such impeded car 63.

Six penalty points and a €420 fine payable to Action For Road Safety added to the initial sanction.

Ten second penalty for impeding car 63.

oh lawd he comin’

Cute, though!

I mean, “I’m only happy when it rains” should be the national anthem for Catland.

That’s super awesome - both for the fostering, and for paying the cat tax in advance!

I like the idea of getting an adult cat - a bit bigger, a bit wiser, and a bit warmer to the idea of having a bed and a human to call their own.

Man I’d love to be able to do that and give cats a good run-in for their twilight years but I don’t think I could - partly because one of the household is allergic to cats; but mainly I don’t think I could deal with the repeated emotional devastation of having to let them go at a much higher rate than a “normal” pet owner.

Fair play to those that do. Pretty ballsy.

Maybe she’s fast charging by induction? Who needs naps when you’ve got radioactive power box to give you more blep time?

Obligatory Depeche Mode with eerily relevent lyrics.

Jesus wept, I used to love the Indy when I bought the print rag.

The online presence is like if Ryanair did news.