Or how you accidentally steal someone’s cat…

Something something bury that bone

Damn, someone should tell this guy about all the priests raping children, I feel like that’s a pretty ugly danger too. I guess the intentional protection of those rapists is rather ugly as well…

Nothing straighter than an inexplicably hostile reaction to the mere sight of a pride flag and immediately whipping out your dick with your bestie.

You underestimate my desire for a co-ed loincloth festival brawl…

While the women will remain fully clothed and avoid the traditional violent clash of near-naked men in loincloths

Welp, there go my travel plans…

I think the obscene amount of money we give them is more to do with our nation’s whole ‘military industrial complex’ grift. Gotta keep those bombs blowing to keep the money flowing. As they say. I assume.

I think it has to do with the pardoning power and all of the treason.

K

I’ve never seen a Satanist on TV telling me to send them all my money, or tell me to hate someone.

I have seen at least dozens of Christian leaders push hate for profit.

“It’s all fun and games until the trees start speaking Finnish.”