Computers are neat. Burritos are good.
Biblical proportions?
“Ok, which piece do you want?”
Wonder how much Russia bought him for
What an abysmal shithole
No, but Texas might be Russia next year
“Cheap as chips”
Is this British slang? I like it.
I also like chips. (Both kinds)
A paradox of the universe; how does one find out, if they have not first fucked around?
Putin’s the type of dude who would steal your wallet and then help you look for it
I prefer them in Ukrainian Missile Crimson
The rare right-angle two-headed void. Exquisite
Yes, but no adidas track suits. Checkmate.
Comrade, please. We have wodka and potato. You can join finest military and go on fun adventures!
Ok but how nutritious are they? I’m on a diet.
Your cat barked at me, you should really get that checked out