Ugh what was it….? I had a player saying he should be getting 4D8 hit dice HP at lvl 4 after we’d already gone through 1-3 properly, then reading the rule saying you get one hit die per level.

“Per level! That’s level 4 so I get 4!”

He would not give it up so I was like, “I guess it could be interpreted that way if you were trying really hard to gain an advantage, but earlier in the book it says DM has the final say and I say it’s one.”

Oh thanks! When I was here before I was the only comment… or maybe they just didn’t load or something. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Does this cat have extra ears??

Hmmmm… does it work like that?

Yeah I suppose so. Stupid English.

You said she wasn’t, but she was.

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She was in an affair

An affair still involves two people (or more!) even if only one is married

Monkey’s paw: the dog speaks English, but doesn’t understand it.

Total GILF. The danish accent really does it for me too.

By who?