Have you seen the price of tuna lately?!?

That’s how my bard build feels in BG3. Always know the right thing to say, to make a bad guy kill himself.

I have tried to help cats in the past, and it usually end with me being more stuck than they looked to be, and them casually jumping away. Those pricks can fix their own problems.

God I fucking hated every single episode of that series. I kept hoping it would somehow redeem itself, but it just got worse, and worse with every single scene.

My cats race me to the bed when I ask them “wanna go cuddle”. Cats are smart, they just don’t flaunt it.

This is the only situation where it’s a good idea to invite your uber driver into your home afterwards.

They never gave a shit. They did the math and figured they’d profit more if they put a rainbow picture on their twitter profile. Absolutely no corporation has ever given a shit about you. If they could profit off of directly killing you they would.

Holy fucking shit that’s a beautiful cat.