Laurentide@pawb.socialtoRPGMemes @ttrpg.network•"How do I make the no-no thing be a yes-yes thing?!"English
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2 months agoWell, that was after he decided to start living in my head, so I figured I might as well try to keep him entertained.
[She/They] A quiet, nerdy arctic fox who never knows what to put in the Bio section.
Well, that was after he decided to start living in my head, so I figured I might as well try to keep him entertained.
“I cast longsword!”
“Does the paladin’s piss count as holy water?”
“You described the mech as being similar to a Gundam. So it’s a mobile suit? Does that mean I’m technically wearing it on my person?”
“Watch out for the ass-grabbing ghosts!”
“I struggle like a dog being given a pill.”
“No, don’t activate your telepathy! I don’t want your mind-herpes!”
“Wait, why is a duck that lays eggs named Mr. Quackers?” “Mr. Quackers can be whatever he wants!”
“I cast Prestidigitation and pee his pants.”
“Hey Nyarlathotep, wanna see something funny?”
I was going to send this to my DM, but then I remembered that he would absolutely do it.