… I reluctantly accept your offer.

I receive: chair. You receive: lap. Do we have a deal?

Finna give ‘im the ol’ skippity pap

M’aiq? I’ve been calling him ‘Mike’ this whole time. Why didn’t somebody tell me?

Right? If they make a little money normalizing marginalized groups, I’m not gonna be too mad about it.

Is love.

I bet he’s not even a real doctor!

Next time, try hiding behind a single blade of grass.

I mean, you did take his picture.

Was not disappointed :)

Saw this post while on the toilet, was making the exact same face.

A little what?

I feel like there might be interesting ways to deal with it. Perhaps the mass killing of neutrals only ever happened the first time, which could have been many generations ago and under singular circumstances. Since then, only the odd one here or there ever dies during the purge. Perhaps it’s been decades or centuries since anyone died to the purge, reinforcing belief in it’s effectiveness as a basis for a pure society. It may have been so long that people wonder whether the purge is even real, or just a traditional ceremony carried out annually based on old myths. Then one year, it wipes out half the city. The party investigates?