Well that’s one way to increase recruitment. Mandatory D&D time.

The bard:

There are no journalists. Just propagandists and AI.

The most manliest thing you can do is whatever the fuck you want.

(It’s cool when women do this too but this is my response if someone gives me shit for drinking fruity drinks or w/e. That and it tastes nice and gets me fuuuucked up)

Time for Kobold PCs to show their… quality.