That’s why you keep your boss dungeons cold.

I cast Swamp Ass!

Why not both?

The link for anyone else who’s never heard of it.

Is it? I can’t tell, will delete if it is

OP is advertising another community

It’s “48 Hours” D&D edition

Neck stabby

The Lusty Argonian Maid

Very simple. You rob the local item store, murder the owner’s family, frame him for those murders AND the original murders. Sprinkle clues and ‘solve’ the crime.

Male bard: I fucked the dragon

Hide out in Sovngarde

Ma Venture didn’t raise no fools.

I played a level 20 monk in one campaign as a tag-along guide to the party. She would routinely make quick actions or tip the scales of battle, but no one in the game knew. She took no rewards and was secretly hunting the person who had hired the party. It was fun to play it out with the DM and friends.

When it looks at itself in the mirror doesn’t it technically become a beholder?

My favorite was a one-shot where a bunch of ex-lovers for this noble NPC got together to rob them. Turns out, the noble was a devil. Breaking and entering turned into quite the interesting escape

Stupid sexy Wolverine

I, too, visualized a giant game of Twister

My human monk got in a lot of hot water for throat chopping elves. She believed very strongly in having good manners.

BG3 is a porn sim