G’day, you mob of surfacers! Crikey, you lot look like you’ve been chucked in the deep end down here in the Underdark. What’re ya doin’ in our neck of the woods? You lot lost or just got kangaroos loose in the top paddock?

Fair dinkum, you better not be here to cause any strife. Us Drow don’t take kindly to strangers pokin’ ‘round our turf. Ya reckon you can handle yourselves in a blue, or are ya just a bunch of drongos lookin’ for trouble?

Anyway, if you’re keen on stickin’ around, you better pull ya heads in and show some respect, or you’ll cark it quicker than a stubby on a hot day. Welcome to the Underdark, mates. Watch yer step, and keep yer eyes peeled. We ain’t got time for any flamin’ galahs muckin’ about!

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I like that one podcast where they established that a dwarf was caught in a dimensional rift and went to Scotland for a number of years before finding a way back home. But he brought back the accent and all the dwarves loved how it sounded so now all dwarves speak with bad copies of a Scottish accent.

Probably because the DM can’t keep his accent straight. But fun nevertheless.