I like the implication that anaconda was not a real word beforehand.

But they were already dead!

Or just let the party have this one. And then do something worse…

Not to take this too seriously or anything, but it’s pretty funny in context how quickly we ended up with a cat-dominated apartheid.

Ugh, single issue voters

At least have an opinion on their statements that “dogs drool”

The floor dirt tastes better

Tried, now I’m looking at cat butt

Jesus was a gay dude with 12 poly partners and 1 hag

Honestly, if the campaign settings said “This is where you should make your own shit up” I’d be fine with it, but most of the time they’re just poorly thought out and that’s an excuse for when people ask questions.

Or do I?

Make the implosion a Con save

I’m sure it had nothing to do with the harassment.

https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/comment/8660558

Oh, is that why?

Idk what this drama is about but you should provide proof when you say these things

IT’S NOT A PHASE, MOM

I’M ONE WITH THE SHADOWS

It depends a lot on your setting, obviously, but dwarves are specifically known for going above and beyond on craftsmanship.

Tbh you guys are comparing a blade of grass to a tree from an endangered species and complaining that the tree is stronger.

Everyone’s an endurance hunter in DnD.

Well, they are, but the town guards beat them if they try to protest.

He’s not making gold, he’s making useful things he sells for gold. Fabricate turns an equivalent value of raw material into a crafted object, so to make 50 lbs of gold bars you’d need 50lbs of gold, but to make a piece of furniture you’d just need part of a tree and 10 minutes.

Just as a note, there’s actually too much gold that exists in the Forgotten Realms. IRL humans have only mined 187,000 metric tons of gold, and 2/3 of that was mined since 1950. Without getting into the nitty gritty too much, let’s just say there’s not nearly enough gold for every monster to have even a small collection of coins, much less every adult dragon falling asleep on a golden pile while everyone else works just fine on a gold standard or something like it.

Is it the dwarven kingdoms out mining humanity? Is gold simply more common or perhaps available in easier, more concentrated ores?

Or are wizards adding more gold from thin air, and dragons provide a natural deflationary pressure by being obsessed with making great hoards of coins?

“Why do the Israelis say anyone that criticizes them is an anti-semite?”

It’s because people like you give them the excuse.