Edited!

Bonus pic.

Confirming. She’s a she.

Same!

I’ll try to capture a video of the way she unceremoniously, disrespectfully flops into that space and then kicks and twists around to get into that position. So far the “confused my leg for a companion” comment is my favourite.

The wife was lying there earlier, she had put some pain relief gel on her foot and a sock as well but didn’t want anything on the sofa. Yes, I know it’s not an optimal solution.

Yeah, she’s a big ol’ Maine Coon mix. Her sister often roosts in exactly the same spot, they take turns throughout the week. https://i.imgur.com/6lJ3YDW.jpg

So, a cock-headed ball python eh…

Thanks! Yep, as in the tea. We were trying to think of a single-syllable name that matched her color and the wife is a drive-thru coffee/tea addict, so…