Buglefingers

I shall not provide a number for the times having bugles on my fingers has lead to munching my fingers as well. However, there may be a distinct possibility this has happened.

Soon, uhhhh, all of my characters are Idiots who’s names are puns for being stupid (lackman for instance).

Am the I dumb?

“The monk is dodging a rave!?”

“I am the ring of ram, now strap me to the ballista”

“The paladin doesn’t know, put it on his tab”

“How many rats can I keep on me?”

And in both real world and that world, you have arch users/wizards