Yeah, I kind of …shot myself in the foot with that one.

When the fungus kicks in.

It’s a long boring story, but it ends with Auto>Otto.

Am I going to have to start an OF?

I don’t think you could spoil this cat any more than he already is.

Jerk face, Jerkface.

There’s always room for the fashionably late.

Lizardman bards it is.

Mine does that. One day he’s going to get me on the stairs.

I agree with the other commenter. Vet visit. My old man started acting weird like that and it turned out he had a bladder infection.