As a cis male I can assure you that my stonking great honkeratonkeradoos have not heralded a significant increase in the number of women approaching me for reasons of attractiveness.

My first thought too.

Makes sense. I can’t help but pronounce it f-fion in my head.

It’s not that common, I can’t remember meeting any Ffions in nearly 40 years.

Used to play “block you head with my arm” with my cat every time I put food in his bowl 😂

Get out of here with your balsamic filth

What’s wrong with bread and butter?!

That’s the interesting thing about nuclear waste. It’s kind of easy to dispose of, you just put it somewhere safe and leave it the fuck alone until it’s not nuclear waste any more. The tricky part is the fact is the wait is a few thousand years and you need to find a way to pass the “leave this the fuck alone” message along to the descendents.