I like the idea of summoning patrons like Pokemon

Extra hilarious because, IIRC, the previous comic was about having a patron that just wanted to bone you, except you’re gay so it’s a chore.

Poor C’tun Aket, it’s not their fault they were born ugly. Warlocks always ask them “Where’s my spell slot?”, but nobody asks them “we’ll bang, okay?”

I mean I’m assuming a powerful enough Patron would easily be able to shapechange into whatever form they want. So if they’re offering…

Choose your patrons wisely.

I mean, it’s probably NOT fun. In fact I would hazard a guess that it is decidedly Slaaneshian

would

That last exchange has been burned into my memory since I first saw this.