• Dippy@beehaw.org
    14·
    12 days ago

    I hate elves. What do you mean they live forever AND they need less sleep? They are double dipping on bonus time.

    • Infynis@midwest.socialEnglish
      2·
      8 days ago

      If they didn’t get all the extra time, elves would never get anything done

      • Dippy@beehaw.org
        3·
        12 days ago

        Ive never seen a satisfying lore reason why elves dont dominate everything everywhere all the time. They should be the smartest and strongest, probably having a low birth rate while they enjoy a long life. And yet, in mtg, elves are a dime a dozen 1/1s. Why are there a million untrained elves?

        • kibiz0r@midwest.socialEnglish
          3·
          12 days ago

          Drow in the Drizzt series are at least constantly killing each other, which justifies it somewhat

          • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social
            2·
            11 days ago

            I think a lot of DnD players forget that there are whole planes/divine realms filled with nothing but elves tbh. I don’t think dwarves have one (planes they presumably get allowed into Moradin’s realm). Seems a little unfair.

          • Dippy@beehaw.org
            3·
            11 days ago

            The silmarillion cant stop me because I cant read