• sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
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    10 days ago

    Holy shit, that’s hilarious, hahah!

    “Local bandit gang tries to rob wandering mercenary group, public market burned to the ground.”

    Ahem, returning to my old character:

    This is why I prefer to stay out of mouths of gossipmongers.

    … that and… an intimate death is a more respectable death… and a bit more precise…