Not quite the same, but a Paladin in a campaign I was in once bought a Shield of Missile Attraction for cheap because the shopkeep thought it was cursed.
I’m sure there’d also eventually be a raging debate at the table to whether pigeon poop, whilst technically being a “projectile”, counts as a “missile.” Then something like “Was the pigeon aiming for something?”
…In which case you could set that shield up in the town square and all the statues would be squeaky clean!
Not quite the same, but a Paladin in a campaign I was in once bought a Shield of Missile Attraction for cheap because the shopkeep thought it was cursed.
I hope while they were walking around, a projectile would just donk right into their shield on occasion, just to keep them on their toes. :)
They walk past a llama pen on the way back to the tavern.
Barkeep: “Uh… I’ll have Gretchen draw you a bath upstairs.”
LOL. That one’s really clever!
I’m sure there’d also eventually be a raging debate at the table to whether pigeon poop, whilst technically being a “projectile”, counts as a “missile.” Then something like “Was the pigeon aiming for something?”
…In which case you could set that shield up in the town square and all the statues would be squeaky clean!