• NoForwadSlashS@piefed.socialEnglish
    2·
    24 days ago

    Never starve again with their endless supply of pies!

    Probably bad that without the parentheses, I was already assuming this was some kind of horrific Sweeny Todd situation.

    • De_Narm@lemmy.world
      2·
      24 days ago

      That’s just practical thinking right here! Someone else argued for shaving cream pies, which naturally leads to the counterpoint of cannibalism.

    • chaogomu@lemmy.world
      2·
      24 days ago

      No, but the pies are a bit off, so they always give you the runs.