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Show Contentstingpie@lemmy.world41·1 month ago“Yes, okay, my name is… kllllaaaarrrrrg… i-ifer. Klargifer Caltrop.” “Klargifer is a strange name for a halfling.” “Yuh- yeah. Yeeesss. I suppose it is. That’s why I hate my parents.” “Yeah? And what are their names?” [Suddenly, a wizard or something appears and casts silence on everyone. So you can’t ask that the question anymore]
Show ContentBeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.world15·1 month agoWingus and Mingus Caltrop. They hated their names and parents too. It’s a family tradition.
Show Contentedgemaster72@lemmy.worldEnglish12·1 month agoJohn and Sara Caltrop just wanted their son Wingus to have a unique name, unlike their entirely common names
Show ContentBeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.world6·1 month agojohn and sara are uncommon for halflings. they were just mean
“Yes, okay, my name is… kllllaaaarrrrrg… i-ifer. Klargifer Caltrop.”
“Klargifer is a strange name for a halfling.”
“Yuh- yeah. Yeeesss. I suppose it is. That’s why I hate my parents.”
“Yeah? And what are their names?”
[Suddenly, a wizard or something appears and casts silence on everyone. So you can’t ask that the question anymore]
Wingus and Mingus Caltrop. They hated their names and parents too. It’s a family tradition.
John and Sara Caltrop just wanted their son Wingus to have a unique name, unlike their entirely common names
john and sara are uncommon for halflings. they were just mean