• DrownedRats@lemmy.world
    11·
    1 month ago

    Whats that guillotine used for cutting off? That hole is far too small for a neck to fit.

  • Count Regal Inkwell@pawb.social
    6·
    1 month ago

    A true bard would get his wiwi chopped off and immediately learn how to give the most mind-blowing oral you’ve ever felt, and continue seducing people for the love of the game.

  • BaroqueInMind@lemmy.one
    5·
    1 month ago

    He’s asking “Oh fuck. Oh shit. Why. Why is that hole for the neck so small? Ah fuck no.”

  • november@lemmy.vgEnglish
    5·
    1 month ago

    Wouldn’t the bard just seduce the executioners?