SatansMaggotyCumFart

Can I send you a picture of my asshole and would you be able to divine the winning lottery numbers for me?

Oh man if I could do this I’d never leave my house again.

Fierce.

I wonder if they’d be like veal at this stage.

Are you sure that’s not a demon?

You could say there only two type of humans too, dead and surviving.

That whole fridge is kind of unsettling.

Why do you have so many bottles of water?

I wonder what platypus eggs taste like.

It’s a very nice looking pussy.

Oh I thought I was in a different com.

…and the lack of pants is for purely aesthetic reasons.

It freezes any lemonade the target has in their inventory.

See that bridge?

I engineered that bridge’s construction but they don’t call me Tav the erection engineer.

It should be:

Diners & Dragons & Drive-ins & Dungeons & Dives.

Flying parasitic mosquito snails.

Newton’s law has to do with iPhones.

I though it was ‘A robot must obey orders given to it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.’

I’d watch this movie.

Re-read my comment and try to understand it this time.