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Cake day: September 11th, 2025

  • How some crazies want ability checks to work:

    Player: I gesture vaguely towards the ancient dragon indicating I would like it to give me all of its gold and become my personal pet.

    DM: Roll a persuasion check

    Player: Let’s see… Minus 4 because I’m still only level 2… With a Nat-20 that’s totals 16

    DM: Nat-20? By golly I guess that means you succeed - the ancient dragon and its entire hoard of treasure are yours now.